If Kellen Winslow offers to bring you Boston Market, say no https://t.co/4slSz6qtPu
— NFL Bits (@NFLBits) January 17, 2014
If Kellen Winslow had any class he would have fondled himself in a Golden Corral parking lot
— Joe Roderick (@joeroderick) January 17, 2014
Shoutout to Kellen Winslow for not only the best arrest of the year, but also for choosing my girlfriend’s work parking lot as a crank spot
— T. Zito (@Tito_Z_) January 17, 2014
Flag On The Play: Jets Baller Kellen Winslow Busted Beating His Meat With 2 Jars Of Vaseline During Arrest https://t.co/EXXCcbyuku
— Bossip (@Bossip) January 17, 2014
If Kellen Winslow offers to pick you up anything from Boston Market, we advise you to politely decline https://t.co/mJlYqHVpli
— ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) January 17, 2014
Over/Under on Kellen Winslow/Boston Market/masturbation fantasy team names in 2014? https://t.co/WTG8Cg29Ag
— Fantasy Consultant (@ConsultFantasy) January 17, 2014
Why can’t Kellen just ‘look for Boston Market’ in a grocery store bathroom like the rest of us? https://t.co/J3IscsWSC2
— Mike Bittles (@MikeBittles) January 17, 2014
@brianbolek I knew Boston Market existed. I was not aware Kellen Winslow was still in the NFL though.
— Berserk Hippo (@BerserkHippo) January 17, 2014
Jets’ Kellen Winslow Jr. was really excited about eating at Boston Market that night https://t.co/tKNrkQ3lNO via @readability
— Vic Tafur (@VicTafur) January 17, 2014
Next time you’re looking for a Boston Market, Private, try your GPS, not your pants.
— Jim Rome (@jimrome) January 17, 2014
And that’s why I stopped eating at Boston Market.
— Mark Ennis (@Mengus22) January 17, 2014
Who among us hasn’t been so excited about going to Boston Market that we had to pull over and relieve the pressure? https://t.co/T7gCj7eB3U
— David P. Woods (@davidpwoods) January 17, 2014
Kellen Winslow Jr. LOVES Boston Market. #LittleSoldier pic.twitter.com/ZHHVaxzIRl
— Charles James (@Charles_James1) January 17, 2014