2. Alicia Keys
When you’re an international superstar singer and you steal the husband of a less than famous singer in virtual plain sight and you don’t suffer a backlash from fans and they even make your song about the whole situation “Unthinkable (I’m Ready)” a smash hit, and the former wife is so not even mad at it, that you all go on vacation together with his kid by her and his kid by you and you make out with her ex-husband a few feet away from her and she remains unbothered by any of it … yeah you’ve won.