“I wouldn’t date him or her, but I’d hit it!”
How many times have we heard some version of that line? Plenty, huh? Here are five reasons some men and women just choose the milk, and not the cow. Feel free to add your reasons in the comments section. –steve simpson
Anatomically Pleasing, From the Neck Down
Have you ever seen someone from a distance, tactfully found a way to get closer, just to end up being disappointed that they fell short of your expectations? Of course you have. When you and your friends meet back up to discuss your “discovery,” what do you say?
a) “No comment … on to the next one…”
b)”That’s a waste of a bangin’ body”
c)”He or she’s a mud duck, but I’d give him or her the business!”
d)”None of the above, I’m not that shallow. They might be a very nice person. I’d hate to miss out.”
If you chose option c, you are among the many who like it to be pitch black while sowing the wild oats, and you keep paper bags on the floor between the nightstand and the bed. The TipDrill/Butterhead (but her head) situation is one that is to be approached with caution. Though you may enjoy a few minutes (or hours) of carnality, the effect may last for years. What if you have a child with this individual? The child may end up with that same horse head you complained about, which will be a constant reminder of that “paper bag night.” You better hope that Lil’ Horsehead Harold Jr. grows out of it so the ladies won’t treat him like you and your girls treated Horsehead Harold Sr.
‘I’m Just Passing Through’
Simply put, some people just don’t want to commit. They enjoy the freedom of being able to lay down with whomever they want, and not have to answer to anybody else. When this happens, somebody usually catches feelings. Frequent ‘visits’ are mistaken as an effort to move towards something serious. Oftentimes the person who catches feelings with the passer-through never verbally says anything about their feelings. The rules were agreed upon, right? And the last thing they wanna hear is “I thought it was just sex, and nothing else …” So while you may think you’re just “getting it in,” one (or more) of your “options” may be planning a wedding for the two of you. Good luck.
Wait … Did They Just Call Me ‘Daddy?’
Do you have kids? If you do, you know how hard parenthood can be, whether you are raising kids by yourself or not. You put your all into making sure your kids have everything they need in order to live comfortably and grow up and be successful men and women. Until your kids become grown, they are your life. Everybody is to respect and honor that. Many single mothers and fathers have trouble finding someone who wants to ‘put up with’ a man/woman and his/her offspring. The more kids, the harder it is to find a mate it seems. It’s completely understood that it’s a package deal, and the thought of having five kids running around a person’s one bedroom bachelor/bachelorette pad can be a bit much to digest. So, instead of committing to a relationship, they’d rather ‘hook up’ with mommy/daddy on nights when they can find a babysitter, or during the day while the kids are at school.
They Smashed the Homies
The cardinal rule is: Don’t cuff your clique’s jumpoff. In other words, if all of the homies have had a piece, refrain from stopping the rotation by catching feelings. If you do, you have to deal with the fact that your friends have slept with him/her; it will always be in the front of your mind. Imagine being in the room with your new boo, and all of the people he/she has slept with. Awkward, right? Yeah, just don’t do it.
… That’s All They’re Good For
Being physically attractive isn’t always enough to catch a mate. When single men and women look for a mate they are usually looking for someone who can mentally stimulate them as well. Lack of intellect and stability are two prominent reasons for individuals deciding to hit it and quit it. If you can’t connect in any other way but physical, keep looking.