16. We hate your dirty crib. Yes, you’re the man. Don’t be the man that lives in a garbage can. We shouldn’t smell your crib from the curb. We’re not asking you to be B. Smith, but please, throw a little pine sol on the floors every now and then. Toss out that smelly takeout. Change the linen in your room. By the way, we should never encounter the faint scent of another’s perfume lingering in the air if you want to know us better.
