The Lush
For some, social networking is nothing short of an excuse to get wasted.
Regrettably, some networkers only show up for the free booze. During the course of the night, the lush morphs from the charming networker, to the social drinker to the falling-down drunk wearing a business suit and a name tag. Clearly the event photos will appear on his Facebook page the next day, and the cycle of humiliation continues.