Sperm Bank Cleaner:
Average Salary: $16k-$37k
Sperm banks are noble, vital institutions that have provided untold years of joy for people and families alike. They’ve also provided untold hours of discomfort for the people they have, you know, do that in rooms as fast as they can. None of this, however, competes with whoever comes in at the end of the day to make sure everything’s ship-shape, not sticky, and ready for whoever’s coming in tomorrow to do what comes naturally, which logically should be “panic” and “leave.”
