7. Your (rooted in guilt) loving behavior is a tell-tale sign. The only thing more obvious than your out-of-the-blue sweet talk is the overpowering stench of that hotel soap. What have you been up to?
6. There will be footage. Who are you kidding? There’s always footage these days.
5. Those Facebook photo tags. Your lover will tag you, she won’t be able to stop herself.
