Burglar calls the cops–on the homeowner.
Lindy Gerow of Springtown, Texas, called the cops to report a burglar was in her home and that her husband and son were about to shoot him. The cops calmly responded that they were en route, because the burglar, Christopher Moore, 41, had already called. “I’m out in the country somewhere,” he said. “Some guys got a gun on me.” He was arrested without incident.