“Splackavelli” by Pressha
Is it hyperbole to call this the worst R&B song of the 90s? Maybe—since lots of people never heard it. This nonsensically-named tune, about being a chick’s boyfriend No. 2, was released on the Players Club soundtrack in the late ’90s. The spoken-word intro is hilarity in and of itself. Bad, bad, bad song about “Breakin’ you off somethin’ proper-like …”
