“My Neck, My Back” by Khia
Sometimes it’s best to tone it down a bit. Not that we’re prudes, but there was nothing remotely sexy about this one-hit wonder’s raunchy smash from the early 2000s. Its brazenness was so shocking, it got the world’s attention, but it makes oral sex sound like the sleaziest, most herpes-inviting act ever. And after the video debuted, most of us were left wondering, “Is it possible to catch abstinence?”