“You Remind Me of Something” by R. Kelly
Is this song about sex? We’re not exactly sure. But considering the main metaphor is “You remind me of my Jeep — I wanna ride it …,” it’s a pretty safe bet that sex was at least a part of the equation. And it’s also safe to consider this one of the most lyrically-inane songs of the ’90s. It’s not sexy, it’s not clever — it’s just really, really stupid.
