Green Eyes and Ham – He is “the man,” at least as far as he’s concerned. If you know what’s good for you, you’d better agree. This is the pretty boy with no substance. He’s suave, sophisticated and too cool for school – literally. He’s been told all his life that he was just so cute. Now he thinks that’s good enough for you to bow down and worship at his feet. Tell him to take those feet and get to steppin’.