Kansas man arrested for sticking his Johnson in a tailpipe
A Kansas man was arrested for sticking his Johnson in a tailpipe.
In the hit movie Beverly Hills Cop starring Eddie Murphy there is a running gag about the “old banana in the tailpipe,” and one man in Newton, Kansas, did a lot more when he stuck his “Johnson” in the tailpipe of a parked car in an attempt to have sex.
The court document website The Smoking Gun reported that residents of an apartment complex made a 911 call about a man acting strangely in the parking lot. When police arrived they found a drunken 24-year-old man trying to thrust his penis into the tailpipe of a car. The police ordered him to stop, but he continued to try to make man and machine a sexual reality. Lieutenant Scott Powell of the Newton Police Department stated that the officers eventually had to tase the man in order to arrest him.
He was then taken to a local hospital where his Blood Alcohol Content was measured at .34, more than three times the legal limit for driving a car, but apparently not for loving one. Police have recommended that the man be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, which is a misdemeanor. Because the charge is still pending the name of the perpetrator has not been released to the public.