Tiger Woods is infuriated that a triple-X-rated sex shop in Los Angeles is profiting off his well-documented sexual escapades by having the audacity and business savvy to sell Tiger sex toys. Therefore, Woods released the bloodhounds from the law firm of Cut, Throat & Associates to raze this store of ill-repute with a cease and desist order.
Among the items that were being sold as of yesterday were blow-up Tiger sex dolls, giant condoms — and a line of items that perform acts that we can’t describe on this page.
TMZ procured a letter that Woods’ lawyer sent to Pipedream Products, the sex shop that is selling the various Tiger toys.
The demands from the Woods camp arealmost laughable. In the letter, Tiger wants Pipedream to not only stop displaying and selling the sex items baring Tiger’s likeness, but Woods wants — get this! — the shop to recall all the sex toys that have already been “distributed” (meaning sold). And Woods’ lawyer demanded the shop destroy or dispose of the Tiger Woods-inspired sex toys “in a manner and at a time as directed by Tiger Woods.”
Pipedream was unavailable to respond to reporters’ inquiries. They probably are stunned by the letter and are very hesitant to put their hands on the items they’ve already sold to customers. –terry shropshire
