George Zimmerman agrees to fight DMX in celebrity boxing match

dmx zimmermanIn a cruel and hideous twist of irony, the same day many celebrate the birthday of murdered teen Trayvon Martin, his killer, George Zimmerman, has announced he has agreed to fight oft-troubled rapper DMX in a pay-per-view celebrity boxing match in March, the media has learned.

Celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman says DMX was selected out of 15,000 applicants. Zimmerman and the promoter rejected the opportunity to fight The Game, it must be noted.

DMX promised to massacre Zimmerman in the ring if he got the chance. To be exact, he said, “I am going to beat the living f— out him. I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f— him right up.” After DMX pummels Zimmerman into submission, he said, he would then take out his man parts and urinate all over Zimmerman’s face, he promised. 

Zimmerman, who was acquitted of second-degree murder in the cold-blooded killing of teen Martin, has reportedly been training hard for months, which makes him confident he can match Earl Simmons blow for blow. Besides, Zimmerman is 30 years old. DMX is 43.

The boxing match will be 3 rounds.

The promoter said the date, time, and location of the fight will be announced at a news conference next Wednesday.

Terry Shropshire
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    1. When I first heard about this I thought it was a joke. Why are we as a people even entertaining this? GZ (I refuse to even repeat his name) is just using us once again to extend his 5 minutes of fame. Ignore this publicity stunt and ignore anything with his name attached to it and hopefully he will just disappear. This travesty will in no way benefit Trayvon or his family. Please DMX don’t do this.

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