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7 Reasons Celebrities Like Adam “Pacman” Jones, Jermaine Dupri, Nelly, and Ludacris Love Strippers
Adam
“Pacman” Jones’ destructive love affair with strip clubs is amazing,
even unbelievable. Even while he was facing indefinite NFL exile, he
could not resist the powerful, magnetic allure of G-strings.
Most people reasoned that it was all right for Pacman to make it rain in strip joints before
he got into trouble. But … it was quite another to slip into a
darkened, smoky joint for a quick peek just before his meeting with NFL
Commissioner Roger Goodell to discuss his uncertain future. Not a good
look. By then, Pacman was already dangling dangerously off the edge of
professional athletics and was about to fall hard into NFL purgatory.
In light of this situation, we felt it necessary to explore the reasons
why athletes like Pacman, Jermaine Dupri, Nelly, and Ludacris are
seemingly are in love with strippers and strip clubs:
Youth, exuberance, money and raging hormones collide:
They have plenty of discretionary income, little or no discretion, and
they can fulfill their fantasies with no strings attached.
Easy conquests: Young, beautiful women who are mentally fractured make for easy sexual conquests.
Role reversal:
In a strip club, the seduction equation is reversed totally and
completely. In no other forum in American life can unattractive men
reject statuesque, beautiful women.
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The need to floss and receive adulation:
Adulation becomes a powerful natural narcotic that many athletes cannot
wean themselves from. Many athletes and celebrities must feed the
addiction, hence taking a garbage bag filled with thousands of $1 bills
and dumping them onto the strip club stage accomplishes this objective
rather quickly and effectively.
Soothing:
Strip clubs have a calming affect on A-type personalities like
competitive athletes. Many athletes find strip clubs great stress
relievers and a place to bond with their comrades.
Free looksies:
Athletes and celebrities can objectify and ogle naked women in ways
they cannot do in regular society — at least not without rebuke or
consequences. Athletes can stare, yell, whistle — and oftentimes touch
— naked women with impunity and not have to worry whether she’ll file
sexual harassment charges.
Simple mathematics and reward:
The athletes’ logic is actually simple and easy to understand, even if
you don’t agree with it. They can go out on a date and blow through
$1,000 and risk getting nothing in return. Or they can go to a strip
joint and spend $1,000 to watch, converse with and sometimes have sex
with nude women.
Whatever their
reasoning, it is clear athletes and celebrities should probably
patronize strip clubs in the same manner as they should consumer their
alcohol — in moderation. –terry shropshire
