Infidelity DNA Testing
Price: $150.00, plus $100.00 fee per additional testing item
Site: GTL DNA
First, put on gloves and dive into the dirty clothes hamper. (Ewww). Stained dresses, pants, or sheets can be analyzed conclusively, for the presence of love juice. Throw in a sample of your mate’s love juice, and yes, the DNA comparison can be made, and you will know, conclusively according to GTL, if your mate has been stepping out on you. Yes, comparative tests can give you the source of all fluids found. Imagine that, a DNA test to take before the one you’ll take on the Maury Povich show.
After you’ve spied on every nook and cranny of your mate’s life, you may decide to let bygones be bygones and start anew, or, you may just dissolve the relationship altogether.
The great thing about these spy tools is that if you find yourself suddenly alone, you can use your gadgets to monitor what your cats are up to while you’re at work.
Note: Federal Laws may prohibit secret recording of individuals in areas where confidentiality is expected.
