Stepping Up the A-Game
Trips to the salon used to be an unjustifiable expense except at Easter. But, now she has a weekly standing appointment with Mr. Dwight. And, you don’t remember her wearing panties so sexy on your honeymoon and now she and her ‘butt-wisps’ float out the door every morning. It’s time for some serious analysis about what has occurred in the relationship. By the same measure, if you remember chuckling when your husband wore pajama bottoms to pick up a gallon of milk and a jar of mayo from the supermarket, but that’s no longer the case, think about where this wardrobe paradigm shifted. Suddenly, he’s Mr. Ralph Lauren Purple Label walking in the door with bag after bag of new rags. There’s a woman somewhere advising him on how the $200 turtleneck sets his eyes off beautifully.