He Tells You He Got Rid of That Girl(s)
“But, baby, I got rid of the problem that caused us to break up — all 80 of them!” You almost feel sorry for the amateur pimps and Kobe Bryant types, especially the divorced or soon-to-be divorced who stand to lose more than half of all they’ve earned and are desperate to keep their goods. And, oh yes, get back with the woman who stands to collect.