He Writes a Long Letter or Email About How He Had a “Come-to-Jesus” Epiphany and Realizes How Wrong He Was:
Dude says in a five-page-worthy email all of the ways in which he messed up and how much his life has spiraled into nothingness now that you’re not in his life, all in the hopes that you will forgive him and allow him to move his things back home. Of course, he only cares about your happiness and wants the best for you, things that he hadn’t said in months or even years.
