5. Ludacris. From Stained Apron: “The pint sized, pseudo-thespian brought a party of over forty to another of our locations. The customary 18% included gratuity for parties of seven or more was waived by the little prince in exchange for a generous 10% tip. I hope to serve him one day because his overcooked, wrong order will arrive at the table when everyone else is having dessert.” —Hammer of Justice, Miami
