Top 5 Dates: 4. Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
The best way to conceal your brokenness is to introduce your side chick to some high-class culture. Old school romantic movies are a great start; take her to the library, use your library card and rent Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Most libraries have screening rooms where you can watch your film.
In the film, Audrey Hepburn eats her sweet roll and drinks coffee while standing outside of the Tiffany’s & Co. Fifth Avenue picture window. Let your side chick know that’s pretty much her fate, to never make it inside where the wedding bands are.
But I digress. In the film, Hepburn’s character was hell-bent on marrying for the money but in the end she ran off with a different guy for love. Highly effective date flick for a guy who doesn’t have any money. This film will make the date appear magical if your side chick is also named Tiffany. Trust.
Cost: $0 (unless you have outstanding library fees).
