“Miami is the male booty shorts capital of the world,” says Ima Hater, a disgruntled Chicago Bulls fan.
Hey, he’s from Chicago, so he must be telling the truth.
Miami is home of the NBA world champions, the Miami Heat. Nice. The real news item here, according to Ima Hater, is that Miami men prefer to have their cheeks out and about when the temperature rises. The booty shorts are especially prevalent among the big-boned types. Regretfully, this Miami trend is infecting the entire nation. Just take a look.
