Mark Gregory Valadez, 33, almost got away with hiding a Derringer pistol in his rectum when he was arrested for a minor charge on Sunday, Sep. 1, 2013. But he just couldn’t keep his mouth shut. He bragged to cell mates that he made it through the security search, i.e. a pat down. Well, his cell mates were not impressed and he snitched.
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