Wake up and Smell the Foot Fungus. Hide the women and children. There are few things worse than being at an outdoor café eating and look down and see someone’s crusty bunyans staring back at you menacingly. If your feet look like you can swoop down and snatch salmon out of the water because they resemble eagle’s claws, then open-toed sandals are not for you. It’s time to put some wrapping on those rotten sausages — mainly socks and shoes. That is pure eye pollution.
