Kimmy Cakes:
Kim Whore-dashian wrote the blueprint on wholesale whoredom. She will do anything, including defrauding corporation and television networks and the public — to keep her name in lights. She has no discernible skill, is extremely promiscuous, and is as shallow as a sidewalk puddle. Her immorality is being rewarded to the tune of $40 million. Excuse me while I go prepare for the fall of Western civilization.