Ted Turner
This billionaire visionary tycoon can come off as completely absent minded, incapable of even putting on his own pants and now we know why. We all know that Turner single-handedly invented the 24-hour news cycle with CNN, was named Time’s Man of the Year in 1991, is the largest private land owner in America, and also owns a few other TV stations, and the Atlanta Braves. So… owning lots of stuff? Not what you’d expect from a guy who grew pot in his college dorm room.