They can play the game, no question about it. That’s why these collegiate gridiron gladiators were drafted by the National Football League. What many of them could not do — and many still can’t — is dress themselves. Remarkable what some draft prospects have the intestinal fortitude drape themselves in then walk out onstage on national TV.
They all have bright futures filled with millions. And you hope that they appropriate some of those newly acquired funds to subsidize a tailor who can get them into something that doesn’t punish the eyes as they did on NFL Draft Day.
Take a look at some of the worst-dressed NFL draft picks in history.