What do you want for Drew?
Traci: I want [him to find] a grown woman — a grown woman — like 30 and up. He’s not attracted to 30-year-olds. They’re disgusting to him.
Drew: Usually they have baggage, they have a gang of kids, they are divorced. They have saggy breasts by that time …
Traci: Ooh! The 30-year-olds are about to attack you!
Drew: … I’m not saying every 30-year-old. But there’s usually something wrong with them. I want a grown woman, too. I would love to be with a 30-year-old.
Traci: You have never been with a 30-year-old — like never.
What do you want for Traci?
Drew: I want her to find a nice Jewish lawyer [Traci laughs]. Somebody that has a bagel shop in New York. I feel like whatever makes her happy is good.
So if he approves, what role do you play in the wedding?
Drew: I’ll be the DJ.
Traci: He’s not coming to the wedding. You can come to the reception.
Drew: I’m coming to the wedding. What do you mean I’m not coming??
