The saying that all is fair in love and war shouldn’t be taken literally. Jacob E. Kuhn took things a bit too far during a love spat with his girlfriend.
According to ABC News, Kuhn, 32, got into an argument with his girlfriend after drinking in his Brooksville, Fla. apartment. The argument escalated and Kuhn’s girlfriend attempted to leave before things got out of hand. But when she turned around, Kuhn grabbed a clunk of his own feces and smeared it on his girlfriend’s back.
Kuhn left the apartment and his girlfriend called the police. Once Kuhn returned, the police arrested him and he was charged with domestic battery.
Kuhn remains in jail without bond.
