Speaking of Eliot Spitzer, his well-defined cranium looked mightily ridiculous on television trying to soften the blow to his political career after getting caught purchasing a high-priced whore on the regular. I would not have had the testicular fortitude, as the former New York governor did, to ask my wife to share the podium with me so that the world could get a good look at the spouse who was no longer able to sexually satisfy him.
