The Painted Head
That tar on your head is as convincing as that lace-front wig that touches a woman’s eyebrows.
“So what is that spray paint that men use on their hair called?” comments one woman. “Because it just looks ridiculous!”
The spray-on hair products are supposed to conceal premature baldness, but it actually draws more attention to the thinning hair.
Now fellas lets be honest, did you really think women wouldn’t be able to tell that you’ve just sprayed on your hair? According to the dozens of women who participated in our survey, the spray-on hair technique should have ended long before it began.
Brothers, let’s keep it simple — a nice cut and a smile will serve you just fine.