President Obama’s sworn enemy, Ted Nugent, is no longer an asset to the Republican Party — if he ever was in the first place — after he profanely offered oral sex to a male reporter to prove that he’s a nice guy.
Nugent ripped off a nonsensical tirade with a male CBS news reporter during an interview this week, the media reports, trying to refute widespread beliefs that he’s a raging lunatic scarcely holding on to his sanity. Last week, Secret Service agents investigated the wild-eyed right-wing zealot after he said that if President Obama is reelected he would “either be dead or in jail.”
So, in order to claim that really is a “damned nice guy” he offered oral sex.
Nugent, a candidate for the lunatic bin, went volcanic during an interview with reporter Jeff Glor after Glor suggested he was not a moderate.
Nugent exploded: “I’m an extremely loving and passionate man, and people who investigate me honestly, without the baggage of political correctness, ascertain the conclusion that I’m a damned nice guy. And if you can find a screening process more powerful than that, I’ll suck your d—.”
To show that he was an equal opportunity sexual pleaser, Nugent then turned to Glor’s female producer and said, “Or I’ll f— you, how’s that sound?”
It didn’t sound good at all, not at least to Nugent’s wife. After the interview concluded, Glor said Nugent’s wife came out and told the former rock star that he needed to apologize, which Nugent obliged.
I wonder what the male and female reporters thought about Nugent’s offer.
–terry shropshire
