Paula Patton – Just how understanding can one woman be??? It was probably barely tolerable to have bone-butt Miley Cyrus gyrating lasciviously all over husband Robin Thicke’s groin during the MTV Video Music Awards, despite her public pronouncements to the contrary. But, ole dude really blurred the lines when he snatched a complete handful of flesh from socialite Lana Scolaro’s posterior in the DJ booth at the MTV VMA afterparty. The photo has gone viral worldwide, subjecting the Mission Impossible 4 actress to undue embarrassment.