Vanessa Bryant and husband Kobe – This press conference was laughable on a variety of fronts. First of all, Vanessa Bryant was staring into her husband’s face so hard that the right side of his face almost melted. But she was probably too humiliated to even glance into the sea of TV cameras and reporters with their knowing and accusatory stares when Kobe trotted off to the snow-capped mountains to back-door a lowly hotel employee and got busted.